August 2012
3 posts
A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
1 tag
*watching the pilot episode of The Big Bang...
Leonard: Wu-uh, do you have some sort of a job?
Penny: Oh, yeah, I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
Leonard: Oh, okay. I love cheesecake.
Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
Leonard: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
July 2012
1 post
June 2011
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May 2011
1 post
April 2011
8 posts
ELAY: Dude I don't think you're pretty at all..
ME: Oooooooookay ?
ELAY: No, like im serious I really don't think you look pretty..
ME: OKAY !
ELAY: I mean I think Anna is pretty, Chie is cute but you? ahhhh I really don't know..
ME: It's okay dude, the feeling is mutual.. ROTFLMFAO
i really don't know what started that conversation? she just blurted it out all of the sudden, my bff is so funny when she's drunk .. LOL
Patience is not just the ability to wait, but the...
Just shut up. Love your body. Fat, skinny, thin,...
March 2011
18 posts
Sometimes the best way to be heard is to remain...
-- i am not defined by my past , i am prepared by...
-- i am not defined by my past , i am prepared by...
“Everything doesn’t have to make sense to be right.”
February 2011
32 posts
“Getting old is easy. Growing up is the hard part.”
I don’t think I’m doing this life thing right? I see a lot of aspirin in my future.
“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man...”
BIRDS
Do birds get mad when other birds shit in the bird bath?
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"Dude what the hell?! That is NOT okay! There's a car RIGHT THERE!"
me & my baby
me : baby can i call now ?
him : Call a lil later cuz im bout to clean up ma bathroom room and kichen and fold ma clothes and put them up and take a shower call a lil later baby
me : how many times do you need to say "call a lil later" ?
food of destruction :]]
STORY:
I made brownies a couple of months ago and it turned into hard bricks - I swear I didn't use cement. Lol
•EARLIER•
Her: oh guess what baby !
Him: What up?
Her: I made cupcakes !! -and no it's not bricks , it turned out pretty good actually ..
Him: Thats cool what kind?
Her: It's m&m's and chocolate :)
Him: O those sound bangin well thats good u made cupcake and not weapons lol jk i love you baby:)
Her: well atleast I can use them brownies to smack ur head when ur being a smartass , just like now .. lol
Him: Lol thats true u shud have kept that to urself lol cuz now when u ask do i want some brownies ima say "hell na! I ain't do nothing wrong i swear" haha
Her: u know what ? imma make some brownies again , and just keep them in my purse just incase somebody tries to jump me :)) lol
FACT: Women spend 2% of their lives trying to...
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It always depends on how a woman carries a...
