A woman’s anger is like a check engine light; there’s no pleasant way to determine what caused it, so just ignore it and hope it goes away.
i beat up the girl your mom warned you about :]
I want one for Elijah. It’s soooo cute!
*watching the pilot episode of The Big Bang Theory*
- Leonard: Wu-uh, do you have some sort of a job?
- Penny: Oh, yeah, I’m a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory.
- Leonard: Oh, okay. I love cheesecake.
- Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.
- Leonard: I don’t eat it, I just think it’s a good idea.
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adorable <3
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- ELAY: Dude I don't think you're pretty at all..
- ME: Oooooooookay ?
- ELAY: No, like im serious I really don't think you look pretty..
- ME: OKAY !
- ELAY: I mean I think Anna is pretty, Chie is cute but you? ahhhh I really don't know..
- ME: It's okay dude, the feeling is mutual.. ROTFLMFAO
- i really don't know what started that conversation? she just blurted it out all of the sudden, my bff is so funny when she's drunk .. LOL
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Just shut up. Love your body. Fat, skinny, thin, whatever - these are just labels girls throw on one another to make themselves feel better or sometimes worse about themselves. This is the only body you have so love it. Hug yourself and your speed bumps or feel your ribs poking out. You’re beauty isn’t determined by a number.
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all emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything longer than that is self-inflicted.
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